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NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator
colleenaf
09 January 2005 @ 09:08 pm
No He Didn't Die of a Specific Aneurysm, He Died of Any-urism  

The place-mats at the Bravest Saloon will never be the same. (Mainly because I shoved them in my purse at the end of the night...)

Amazing artwork to follow by [info]chrissigirl , [info]dollomite , [info]ghastlymess , [info]chipb , [info]herb_lehman , jim, meghan, eric, sara, chris, lizz, michael, [info]colleenaf , and all those friends of friends that came to celebrate my birthday with that I was too drunk to remember their names...(jose? tito? ferdinand? princess? sammy davis junior? guy who promised to take me to vegas? grandma? grandma? is that you? timothy I'm blind!)

EDIT: Also real photographic stills= HERE!!!! (Let me know if this doesn't work, it's my first time trying to share a whole album on LJ.)

Killer Oreo by Eric. It had dripping ketchup coming out of its mouth that was cleaned up for safety purposes a minute prior to this shot.

By the one and only [info]ghastlymess . I never quite figured out what the h-e-double hockey sticks it was supposed to be, but it looks so sad that I'll pay to see it's vaudeville act. (I'm pretty sure that is a "sonic boom" at the top...though it could just be a bowling ball hurled from an angry audience. Poor little vaudeville-ian performer.)

What are a little girl's three favorite animals? Why unicorns, butterflies, and dolphins of course! Jim hopes to bring the "Unibutterdolflycornphin" to life in stuffed form in time for Christmas 2006. (Word of advice Jim, the more it jiggles the more little ladies will want to buy it. If there's ONE more thing that little girls love it's a furry vibrator....um...)

[info]herb_lehman , with his trademark ferry reference, is amazed by the "Unibutterdolflycornphin". A mysteriously drawn "worst dog ever" hovers in the corner and the fast fact of the night "The Capital Fish-Stick of Australia is Perth." (The fast fact came from an amazing homemade Birthday MadLib Limerick by [info]chrissigrl  and [info]dollomite !)

The top five most effective pick-up lines in the world, as tested by [info]dollomite, [info]colleenaf, and Professor Fuzzywig the Amoeba.

An amazing AMAZING gift caricature of ME! Drawn by [info]chrissigrl  with [info]dollomite , they seriously did a fantastic job down to the "$1 thrift store earrings" I always wear, that I once mentioned that the only part of my body I really like are my collar bones, to the fact my pants are always too big and have a habit of falling off of my ass. Man, even the socks are perfectly detailed! I can't thank you guys enough! I love it!

Other random things written on the place-mat of doodles:

"I masturbated you a sweater."-Arthur
"What Am I? A Girl Robot?"-?????
"Wait 'Oates' ISN'T Lionel Richie?"-Colleen
"I'm NOT Bob Ross."-Chris
"If Iriquoi means Jewish, then Yes I Am!"-Marianne (with creative drunken "Iroquois" spelling by Colleen)

Oh yeah, that reminds me, [info]clevortrevor ...the spelling of any-urism...yeah that was my doing. I thought you'd be proud. See it was like you were there in spirit! Cheering me and my bad spelling on!

If I might brag, I have to say I've got some damn amazing friends both that were able to attend and you long-distance ones who were kind enough to send along a "happy". I really love you all...

...and no it's not the massive amount of sharpie fumes talking.
 
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mrs _9[info]clevortrevor on January 9th, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
drawing on placemats is one of my favorite things to do!!! i'm so jealous of you new yorkers with your fancy-schmancy table dressings. in honor of your birthday, i've got an appalling spelling of rorshak (of ink blot fame) on my recent post in response to one of your comments.
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on January 10th, 2005 11:38 am (UTC)
It's somewhat sad tht I didn't even notice it was spelled wrong...

It's also somewhat sad that I just spelled "that" wrong.

No spell check...I'm not going to change it...not this time...
Weird and Wonderful New York City[info]herb_lehman on January 10th, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)
Cool! Me and my confused plaid-wearing ferry punk are famous! I had such a good time. Can't you have a birthday more often?
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on January 10th, 2005 11:39 am (UTC)
Hmmm who would I have to talk to in order to get my birthday to be bi-monthly.....

Should I try my mom first or just jump right ahead to god?

I totally want to have random bar nights more often, and I officially live in my apartment now (aka last moving box was unpacked yesterday) so I'll be sure to have those game nights I keep rambling about.
Weird and Wonderful New York City[info]herb_lehman on January 10th, 2005 12:11 pm (UTC)
Congrats on the new apartment...or unpacked apartment, I should say.
dollomite: marianne drink[info]dollomite on January 10th, 2005 10:14 am (UTC)
This is just proof that your friends are all equally amazing AND artistic geniuses.

I had a wonderful time, and I'm so glad you posted everyone's LJ names.

Let the stalking BEGIN!
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on January 10th, 2005 11:40 am (UTC)
Alright you can stalk my friends, but I still want you to continue stalking me.

I don't know what I'd do without you living in the tree by my window...
dollomite[info]dollomite on January 10th, 2005 12:43 pm (UTC)
I find that when you're good at something you should really pursue it, and hone in on your skills.

So I will continue to sit in the tree, however do not expect to see me again. Now that I know you are on to me, I will be dressing in camouflage.
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on January 10th, 2005 01:24 pm (UTC)
And I shall hone my skills as a proper "stalkee" as well.

I'll be sure to run around aimlessly by the window in my under-things more often.
[info]chipb on January 10th, 2005 10:41 am (UTC)
the eye patch would come in handy when you're seeing double.
and i like the pick in bob's hair. i think he also painted with it, it made the perfect waterfall.

it was great to meet everybody who loiters around here.
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on January 10th, 2005 11:42 am (UTC)
Take it from a girl who knows...alcohol and eye-patches don't mix well together, expecially when roller skates are also involved.

I would have loved it if Bob pulled the paint brushes out of his hair. Perhaps when they make the extended DVD version of his show that will be one of the deleted scenes.