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NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator
colleenaf
01 February 2005 @ 01:57 pm
Super Butt-Chin To the Rescue!  

The train this morning seemed to be overrun with unemployed superheros. Cleft chins were EVERYWHERE. Usually a butt-chin is quite rare to see and makes my day as I daydream about what color spandex underroos they might be wearing under their mild-mannered suits, but seeing that many superheros in one spot made me worry. In one single subway car there were FOUR butt-chins this morning. Something bad must be going down in the super villain world. They are completely slacking in villain-ness. Perhaps I'll become a super villain just to even things out a bit.

I would be a superhero, but my office doesn't have powerful enough scotch tape.
 
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King of Nephelokokkygia[info]inverted_man on February 1st, 2005 12:20 pm (UTC)
Ah, the butt-chin. I heard on NPR that women are far more likely to achieve orgasm if their male partners have chins like that. Super-hero indeed.
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 1st, 2005 12:41 pm (UTC)
I guess that explains why I could never quite get "there" with liono...

For the record, I have no idea who that little man in the bottom of the right hand corner of that photograph is, but I notice he DOESN't have a clef chin...Rrrrow!
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator: junior's crap-aroo![info]colleenaf on February 1st, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC)
Wait I read that backwards....um...I guess me and Liono must have had other problems...
King of Nephelokokkygia[info]inverted_man on February 1st, 2005 12:50 pm (UTC)
I was so confused there for a minute. Well really...I thought YOU were confused.
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 1st, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
I find it funny you aren't confused by me having sex with a cartoon character...it's the rib-cage cut=out...can't get enough of it.
King of Nephelokokkygia[info]inverted_man on February 1st, 2005 12:59 pm (UTC)
That doesn't confuse me at all. I've had a few glorious romps with Jessica Rabbit and the faerie from Wizards.
the not-so-reverend ray gunn: oh my[info]raygunn_revival on February 1st, 2005 12:40 pm (UTC)
It's indecent for superheroes to go around with their butt-chins exposed like that. I mean, at least wear a thong, fer heaven's sake!
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 1st, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
Oh my goodness. The picture I have i my mind is beyond priceless.

Unless you care to make an offer...$5? $4.50?

You saucy leetle beech[info]dead_kitty on February 1st, 2005 12:46 pm (UTC)
unbeknownst
to you, super villians have been getting butt-chin implants! It's the newest plastic surgery fad! Now there are almost as many butt-chins in New York as there are tush implants in LA!
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 1st, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
Re: unbeknownst
That WOULD make sense. Supervillians do ride the trains more than superheros because they like the germs and annoying other riders.

I wonder what I would look like if I got "cheek" implants on my other cheeks...
Bronwyn!: birdie[info]bramey on February 1st, 2005 12:48 pm (UTC)
FOUR butt-chins, huh? Wow. My bus is populated by chinless people. Chinless people with bad hair.

I'm so jealous.
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 1st, 2005 01:13 pm (UTC)
Those chinless people just need to grow big beards of bad hair. Then no one would know the difference!
Bronwyn!: wet[info]bramey on February 1st, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
Well you know, some of the chinless women already have some decent beard action going on, but somehow that doesn't improve the look.
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 2nd, 2005 06:30 am (UTC)
must...not...read...comments...while...drinking...fluids...that...have...the...ability...to...fly...out...nose...

That was hysterical.
Bronwyn![info]bramey on February 2nd, 2005 07:31 am (UTC)
Yay! I made Colleen shoot stuff out her nose! O happy day!

Now I'm all a' grinnin' an' a' gigglin'. Great way to start my morning.
Chris Moreno[info]chris_moreno on February 1st, 2005 12:48 pm (UTC)
No "if"s, "and"s, or butt-chins.
Butt-chins are awesome. It's the true mark of a manly man. But remember, both heroes and villains can have butt-chins-- look no further than Timothy Dalton's Nazi-actor, Neville Sinclair, from The Rocketeer! What a dastardly butt-chin indeed!
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 1st, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
Re: No "if"s, "and"s, or butt-chins.
Strangely enough that is the second time someone had mentioned the Rocketeer to me. One of my co-workers randomly quoted it today, even without me telling them about my butt-chin filled morning.

Confession: I've never seen the Rocketeer...

...please don't let them throw rocks at me!
Chris Moreno[info]chris_moreno on February 1st, 2005 01:28 pm (UTC)
Re: No "if"s, "and"s, or butt-chins.
The original comics are way-sweet, and the movie does a good job of capturing their feel. It's harmless, fun, 30's-style action adventure. And it's got one of my favorite movie lines:

"How about you, grandad, you know this Secord?"

"Secord? Yeah, I know him... Short fella, gimpy leg."

Gimpy leg. Gets me every time.
Adelina[info]funkymama on February 2nd, 2005 03:55 am (UTC)
Um...
Do the buttman! Everybody if you can can dooooo the buttman!
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 2nd, 2005 06:18 am (UTC)
Re: Um...
Swing your hips back and forth then side to side!...

(or something along those lines...oooh I'd pay 99cents for that song. I wonder if it's cool enough to make iTunes...)
Dr. Smax[info]drsmax on February 2nd, 2005 05:46 am (UTC)
I have nothing of note to say on the butt-chin. The chin-butt, however...hubba hubba.

In other news:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/drsmax/86978.html
NAME: colleen AF venable, OCCUPATION: occupator[info]colleenaf on February 2nd, 2005 06:30 am (UTC)
I'm so excited that I could post the hell out of that "thing"!
Dr. Smax[info]drsmax on February 2nd, 2005 06:34 am (UTC)
Yay!