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01 February 2005 @ 01:57 pm
Super Butt-Chin To the Rescue!  

The train this morning seemed to be overrun with unemployed superheros. Cleft chins were EVERYWHERE. Usually a butt-chin is quite rare to see and makes my day as I daydream about what color spandex underroos they might be wearing under their mild-mannered suits, but seeing that many superheros in one spot made me worry. In one single subway car there were FOUR butt-chins this morning. Something bad must be going down in the super villain world. They are completely slacking in villain-ness. Perhaps I'll become a super villain just to even things out a bit.

I would be a superhero, but my office doesn't have powerful enough scotch tape.
 
 
 
King of Nephelokokkygiainverted_man on February 1st, 2005 12:20 pm (UTC)
Ah, the butt-chin. I heard on NPR that women are far more likely to achieve orgasm if their male partners have chins like that. Super-hero indeed.
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 1st, 2005 12:41 pm (UTC)
I guess that explains why I could never quite get "there" with liono...

For the record, I have no idea who that little man in the bottom of the right hand corner of that photograph is, but I notice he DOESN't have a clef chin...Rrrrow!
Colleen AF Venable: junior's crap-aroo!colleenaf on February 1st, 2005 12:42 pm (UTC)
Wait I read that backwards....um...I guess me and Liono must have had other problems...
King of Nephelokokkygiainverted_man on February 1st, 2005 12:50 pm (UTC)
I was so confused there for a minute. Well really...I thought YOU were confused.
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 1st, 2005 12:56 pm (UTC)
I find it funny you aren't confused by me having sex with a cartoon character...it's the rib-cage cut=out...can't get enough of it.
King of Nephelokokkygiainverted_man on February 1st, 2005 12:59 pm (UTC)
That doesn't confuse me at all. I've had a few glorious romps with Jessica Rabbit and the faerie from Wizards.
the not-so-reverend ray gunn: oh myraygunn_revival on February 1st, 2005 12:40 pm (UTC)
It's indecent for superheroes to go around with their butt-chins exposed like that. I mean, at least wear a thong, fer heaven's sake!
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 1st, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
Oh my goodness. The picture I have i my mind is beyond priceless.

Unless you care to make an offer...$5? $4.50?

You saucy leetle beechdead_kitty on February 1st, 2005 12:46 pm (UTC)
unbeknownst
to you, super villians have been getting butt-chin implants! It's the newest plastic surgery fad! Now there are almost as many butt-chins in New York as there are tush implants in LA!
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 1st, 2005 01:11 pm (UTC)
Re: unbeknownst
That WOULD make sense. Supervillians do ride the trains more than superheros because they like the germs and annoying other riders.

I wonder what I would look like if I got "cheek" implants on my other cheeks...
Bronwyn!: birdiebramey on February 1st, 2005 12:48 pm (UTC)
FOUR butt-chins, huh? Wow. My bus is populated by chinless people. Chinless people with bad hair.

I'm so jealous.
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 1st, 2005 01:13 pm (UTC)
Those chinless people just need to grow big beards of bad hair. Then no one would know the difference!
Bronwyn!: wetbramey on February 1st, 2005 02:03 pm (UTC)
Well you know, some of the chinless women already have some decent beard action going on, but somehow that doesn't improve the look.
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 2nd, 2005 06:30 am (UTC)
must...not...read...comments...while...drinking...fluids...that...have...the...ability...to...fly...out...nose...

That was hysterical.
Bronwyn!bramey on February 2nd, 2005 07:31 am (UTC)
Yay! I made Colleen shoot stuff out her nose! O happy day!

Now I'm all a' grinnin' an' a' gigglin'. Great way to start my morning.
Chris Morenochris_moreno on February 1st, 2005 12:48 pm (UTC)
No "if"s, "and"s, or butt-chins.
Butt-chins are awesome. It's the true mark of a manly man. But remember, both heroes and villains can have butt-chins-- look no further than Timothy Dalton's Nazi-actor, Neville Sinclair, from The Rocketeer! What a dastardly butt-chin indeed!
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 1st, 2005 01:14 pm (UTC)
Re: No "if"s, "and"s, or butt-chins.
Strangely enough that is the second time someone had mentioned the Rocketeer to me. One of my co-workers randomly quoted it today, even without me telling them about my butt-chin filled morning.

Confession: I've never seen the Rocketeer...

...please don't let them throw rocks at me!
Chris Morenochris_moreno on February 1st, 2005 01:28 pm (UTC)
Re: No "if"s, "and"s, or butt-chins.
The original comics are way-sweet, and the movie does a good job of capturing their feel. It's harmless, fun, 30's-style action adventure. And it's got one of my favorite movie lines:

"How about you, grandad, you know this Secord?"

"Secord? Yeah, I know him... Short fella, gimpy leg."

Gimpy leg. Gets me every time.
Adelinafunkymama on February 2nd, 2005 03:55 am (UTC)
Um...
Do the buttman! Everybody if you can can dooooo the buttman!
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 2nd, 2005 06:18 am (UTC)
Re: Um...
Swing your hips back and forth then side to side!...

(or something along those lines...oooh I'd pay 99cents for that song. I wonder if it's cool enough to make iTunes...)
Dr. Smaxdrsmax on February 2nd, 2005 05:46 am (UTC)
I have nothing of note to say on the butt-chin. The chin-butt, however...hubba hubba.

In other news:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/drsmax/86978.html
Colleen AF Venablecolleenaf on February 2nd, 2005 06:30 am (UTC)
I'm so excited that I could post the hell out of that "thing"!
Dr. Smaxdrsmax on February 2nd, 2005 06:34 am (UTC)
Yay!
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